Just when you thought that nothing could distract you from the current state of disequilibrium at Stamford Bridge, Dele Alli’s nudes appear on your Twitter timeline.
Alli felt the full wrath of the Liverpool faithful having dived during Spurs’ clash with the Reds on Sunday afternoon. He was booked by referee Jon Moss for simulation, but his greater punishment came after the game.
A sex tape has emerged which appears to show Alli receiving oral sex from a mystery woman. There have been suggestions that furious Liverpool fans hacked into Alli’s iCloud and posted the video online…
Liverpool fans are savage 😂
Andre Gray scores against Liverpool, they dig up his homophobic tweets.
Holgate tries to injure Firmino, they dig up his homophobic tweets.
6pm – Dele Alli dives against Liverpool.
11pm – They leak his sex tape.
😳🙃😰😂
— Dangerous Attack Bet (@dangerousattack) February 5, 2018
Dele Alli when he finds the Liverpool fan who released his sex tape pic.twitter.com/DPkDLzRhnk
— dat guy (@Ore_Bolarin) February 5, 2018
There’s no justification for that type of behaviour, even if Alli did try to deceive the match officials at Anfield. But, we’d be lying if we said it didn’t give us a chuckle.
Tottenham do have a useful habit of providing rival fans with continuous opportunities to laugh at them, which certainly comes in handy when you’re trying to get over a 3-0 loss to Bournemouth at Stamford Bridge.
Here’s the best of how Twitter reacted to the leak of Alli’s sex tape:
Dele alli when he goes to explain himself to pochettino pic.twitter.com/UU93XWVFFN
— . (@BrexitNoble) February 5, 2018
Dele Alli when he turns up for training pic.twitter.com/I6uFY9czLK
— Lee (@PrimePickford) February 5, 2018
Dele Alli on the way to training tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/QgWsrTZD8L
— Tommy Dollan (@TomDonnelly69) February 5, 2018
Confirmation of Dele Alli’s contract with @SpursOfficial being terminated.
Full statement: https://t.co/OG6x5LMYc0 pic.twitter.com/TvrqImLMcP
— Tottenham Hotspur 🅥 (@ClinicalFirmino) February 5, 2018
Can’t wait for RG to analyze Dele Alli’s penis to tell us if Alli will play his prime years as a Raumdeuter or a false nine.
— Xav Salazar (@XavsFutbol) February 4, 2018
This is gonna be Dele Alli when he wakes up to 10k notifs tomorrow morning pic.twitter.com/Azz1PSLXKD
— 20 Wave Caps (@CapreseMus) February 4, 2018
Dele Alli’s agent right now… pic.twitter.com/DKRWWRtaGJ
— Stephen Howson 🇾🇪 (@MrStephenHowson) February 5, 2018
When Dele Alli turns his phone on and opens twitter.. pic.twitter.com/AZxCiOsHvM
— Mike Sanz (@mikesanz19) February 5, 2018
Life coming at Dele Alli tomorrow morning pic.twitter.com/i01KFya3Fq
— Wiliam Jardine® (@WiliamJardine) February 5, 2018