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New Chelsea signing set to hit the Cobham training pitches immediately

We’ve got some earth-shattering news to bring you this afternoon courtesy of our friends over at Absolute Chelsea.

Rob Green to Chelsea is on the verge of completion. The former England international will train at Cobham today after putting pen-to-paper with the club.

We can hardly contain our excitement.

After Eduardo signed for Vitesse Arnhem on a season-long loan in one of the most stupefying transfers of the summer, Chelsea were left with a mountainous void in the squad.

Who was going to warm the bench during EFL Cup games? Who was going to rinse the club of thousands while never making a first-team appearance?

These questions needed answering, and they were.

Absolute Chelsea are under the impression that the calamitous Rob Green is set to become a Blue. Get your replica shirt printed and get down the pub.

Green will hit the training pitches at Cobham immediately in order to get ready for… well, nothing.

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