TalkChelsea are tuning in to Love Island – isn’t everyone? Our lack of activity in the transfer market has driven us to indulge in a spot of reality TV. Forgive us.
The days of Chris and Kem’s bromance, with Muggy Mike lurking in the shadows, may well be behind us, but the drama in the villa is at an all-time high.
During Tuesday night’s episode, Adam left viewers shocked as he poached Kendall out of the arms of the hopeless Niall. Niall was left powerless as his prize possession left him out in the cold.
There’s startling similarities between Love Island and football, you know. Think back to the summer of 2013. Willian, sunning himself by the pool, name engraved into a transparent water bottle, gets a phone call from his agent telling him that he’s heading to Tottenham.
Chelsea weren’t having it. Jose Mourinho swooped in and stole the Brazilian from under Spurs’ nose, coupling-up, one could say, with Willian.
Tottenham paid for the flight, booked in the medical – and had nothing to show for it. Niall, though from Coventry, must have a soft-spot for the North London side. Both have been forced to sleep alone while those who they yearn to posses are spooning another.
Jose and Willian probably weren’t that close. Though, amid rumours that the Portuguese is keen on a summer reunion – who knows…